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Save The Roof Rats 

  

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Are They Charmin or Vermin?
You Decide!
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Inside, 
you will enter the mysterious world of roof rats. 
So misunderstood, yet so tasty!.  

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Our mascot, Rudy The Roof Rat.

Yes friends, it's roof rat season here in Arizona. The little critters are quite active once again. In fact, my father-in-law (bless his misguided heart) just killed to rats in his shed. He claims they were eating some left over grass seed. The horror! The horro!

RoofRats.org  is a humanitarian organization dedicated to educating the public 
about the many benefits of roof rats. 
This humble grassroots effort is sponsored by The Roof Rat Council. 

Your support is what keeps the hope of roof rat survival alive.  
Although, not officially "endangered"  roof rats are hunted mercilessly, 
with entire families of roof rats slaughtered.  This madness must stop.
   
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Disclaimer: 
No rats were injured during the making of this site. 
Any resemblance between rats depicted on this site 
and any real rats, living or dead, are purely coincidental. 
This site conforms to the animal cruelty standards 
established by PITR

 

    

Why  save the roof rats? 

Because if you don't, who will? 

 

NEW 

    
Some jealous fools have questioned the sincerity of our founder, Sir Paul, and his love 
of roof rats.  I want to assure you Sir Paul loves roof rats very much. A hidden video has 
captured Sir Paul demonstrating his love of roof rats, which can never be denied. 

Warning
: The contents of this video contain explicit love between a man and a roof rat, 
and may be contagious to sensitive adults
. [This is a 2.5 MB  AVI file.]  

  Click on Sir Paul to play.

These rodents MUST be saved because roof rats are a valuable cog in the Great Wheel of Life, 
and are  tasty too! 

What do roof rats need to be saved from? 

 The media have preyed upon the public's fear in order to make money off of 
dead roof rat's backs. Using scare tactics like the headlines below, 
many people actually believe that the only good roof rat is a dead roof rat.  
The amount of misinformation about roof rats has reached tragic proportions.  

You've seen the headlines!  

Roof Rats Plague Local Neighborhood!
Roof Rat Onslaught Goes Unabated!
Hantavirus Infested Roof Rats Kill Innocent School Children!
Santa's Reindeer Refuse to Land on Roof Rat Infested Roofs!
Local Cat Harassed by Bullying Roof Rats!

Yes, Roof Rats have received some bad press lately. 
The Roof Rat Memorial Curator, Sir Paul, is hoping to
 overcome this unfortunate stigma through offering, 
at his own expense, this charitable website.  

Sir Paul concedes there might be some truth to the
  anti-roof rat propaganda being offered. 
Anyone might be  cautious about inviting a disease spreading, 
 house wiring eating, prolific breeding, flea infested rodent into their home. 
After all, vermin is as vermin does.  
roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

But, roof rats are not all bad!

Roof Rats WILL NOT

  • murder you in your sleep
  • run off with your women-folk 
  • try to sell you long distance calling plans. 

Ask yourself....
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

Buy Whimsical Roof Rat Keepsakes Here

Yes, by purchasing these unique and adorable Roof Rat Keepsakes you too can sleep better at night
knowing you have done your part to help save the roof rats.


A Message From Our Founder

The Save The Roof Rat Foundation was established by Sir Paul,  
to protect and preserve/pickle these fine living examples of God's own perfection. 
These unjustly maligned creatures are worth saving, (if processed correctly for up 
to 6 months in your freezer)..

Sir Paul recently penned an open letter to vegetarians, 
asking them to implement PITR’s eight-point plan
 to eliminate the most egregious cruelty to roof rats.

PITR
is in question of disturbing facts 
fantasizing about  suppliers cramming thousands of roof rats in filthy,
 windowless sheds,  Farmer's Wives cutting the tails off newborn 
baby rats with carving knives, and more!  

Sir Paul knows that the best way to help roof rats is to eat roof rats,  
This raises the demand for roof rat meat, thus encouraging roof rat 
breeders to increase  production, and insuring their survival for future
generations to enjoy. 

This could mean a world of difference to the roof rats..


 
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for her new found freedom.

 

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A generous child shares his oatmeal with grateful roof rats.
 Adorable, cute, baby roof rats just couldn't grow up to be disease spreading, wiring eating, prolific breeding, flea infested rodents, could they? 

Well...  Not without your help! roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

adorable roof rat babies
Tender Juicy Baby Roof Rats.

Yes, friend, you too can help save the endearing Roof Rat. 
Although their numbers appear to be deceptively high,  
there should always be a place in your heart for more.  
Make no mistake, if you don't help, who will? roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

This is your opportunity to make a pledge to become a Friend of The Roof Rats.

I Love Roof Rats.... They Taste Just Like Chicken


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Please, think of the hungry roof rat children 
  Save The Roof Rats 
             
  c/o
inquires@roofrats.org

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This site is approved by  PITR and the Roof Rat Council® 

Your generous support is truly welcomed.

"Save The Roof Rats"  noted in Arizona Republic Newspaper.
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