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Miami Exterminator
Pest Bat & Rat Attic Removal
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Roof Rats: roof roof
oof rats, roof rats
Are They Charmin or Vermin?
You Decide! roof rats, roof
rats, roof rats
roof rats, roof rats, roof
rats
Inside,
you will enter the mysterious world of roof rats.
So misunderstood, yet
so tasty!.
roofour stocking, roof rats, roof
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Our mascot, Rudy The Roof Rat.
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Yes friends, it's roof rat season here in Arizona. The
little critters are quite active once again. In fact, my father-in-law
(bless his misguided heart) just killed to rats in his shed. He claims
they were eating some left over grass seed. The horror! The horro!
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RoofRats.org is a
humanitarian organization dedicated to educating the public
about the many benefits of roof rats.
This humble grassroots effort is sponsored by The Roof Rat Council.
Your support is what
keeps the hope of roof rat survival alive.
Although, not
officially "endangered"
roof rats are hunted mercilessly,
with
entire families of roof rats slaughtered. This madness must
stop.
trots, roof rats
Disclaimer:
No rats were injured during the making of this site.
Any
resemblance between rats depicted on this site
and any real rats, living or
dead, are purely coincidental.
This site conforms to the animal cruelty standards
established
by PITR |
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Why save the roof rats?
Because if you don't, who will?
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NEW
Some jealous fools have questioned the sincerity of our
founder, Sir Paul, and his love
of roof rats. I want to assure you Sir Paul loves roof rats very much. A hidden video
has
captured Sir Paul demonstrating his love of roof rats, which can never be
denied.
Warning: The contents of this video contain
explicit love between a man and a roof rat,
and may be contagious to sensitive adults. [This
is a 2.5 MB AVI file.]
Click on Sir Paul to play.
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These rodents MUST be saved because roof rats are
a valuable cog in the Great Wheel of Life,
and are tasty too!
What do roof rats need to be saved from?
The media have preyed upon the public's fear in order to make
money off of
dead roof rat's backs. Using scare tactics like the
headlines below,
many people actually believe that the only good roof
rat is a dead roof rat.
The
amount of misinformation about roof rats has reached tragic proportions.
You've seen the headlines!
| Roof
Rats Plague Local Neighborhood! |
| Roof
Rat Onslaught Goes Unabated! |
| Hantavirus
Infested Roof Rats Kill Innocent School Children! |
| Santa's
Reindeer Refuse to Land on Roof Rat Infested Roofs! |
| Local
Cat Harassed by Bullying Roof Rats! |
Yes, Roof Rats have received some bad press lately.
The Roof Rat
Memorial Curator, Sir
Paul, is hoping to
overcome this unfortunate stigma through
offering,
at his own expense, this charitable website.
Sir Paul concedes there might be some truth to the
anti-roof
rat propaganda being offered.
Anyone might be cautious about
inviting a disease spreading,
house wiring eating, prolific
breeding, flea infested rodent into their home.
After all, vermin
is as vermin does. roof
rats, roof rats, roof rats
But, roof rats are not all bad!
Roof Rats WILL NOT
- murder you in your sleep
- run off with your women-folk
- try to sell you long distance calling plans.
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Ask yourself....
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
Buy
Whimsical Roof Rat Keepsakes Here

Yes, by purchasing these unique and adorable Roof
Rat Keepsakes
you too can sleep better at night
knowing you have done your part to help save the roof rats.
A Message From Our Founder
The Save The
Roof Rat Foundation was established by Sir
Paul,
to protect and preserve/pickle these fine living examples
of God's own perfection.
These unjustly maligned creatures are
worth saving, (if processed correctly for up
to 6 months in your freezer).. |
Sir Paul recently penned an open letter to vegetarians,
asking
them to implement PITR’s
eight-point plan
to eliminate the most egregious cruelty to roof rats.
PITR is in question of disturbing facts
fantasizing about
suppliers cramming thousands of roof rats in filthy,
windowless sheds,
Farmer's Wives cutting the tails off newborn
baby rats with carving
knives, and more!
Sir Paul knows that the best way to help roof rats is to eat roof rats,
This raises the demand for roof rat meat, thus encouraging roof rat
breeders to increase production, and insuring their survival for
future
generations to enjoy.
This could mean a world of
difference to the roof rats..

Iraqi woman expresses thanks to "W"
for her new found freedom.
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rats, rats |

A generous child shares his oatmeal with
grateful roof rats. |
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rats just couldn't grow up to be disease spreading, wiring
eating, prolific breeding, flea infested rodents, could they?
Well... Not
without your help! roof
rats, roof rats, roof rats
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Tender Juicy Baby Roof Rats. |
Yes, friend, you too can help save the endearing Roof Rat.
Although
their numbers appear to be deceptively high,
there should always
be a place in your heart for more.
Make no
mistake, if you don't help, who will? roof
rats, roof rats, roof rats
This is your opportunity to make a pledge to become a Friend of
The Roof Rats.
This site is approved by PITR
and the Roof
Rat Council®
Your generous support is truly welcomed.
"Save The Roof Rats" noted in Arizona Republic
Newspaper.
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