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Q: How many roof rats
do you need to change a light bulb?
A: None, they see
quite well in the dark already.
Q: Why did the roof rat cross the road?
A: To get to the other citrus. roof
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Q: How can you tell if your house has roof rats?
A: When a “Got Cheese” commercial is on TV, your attic sounds
like it’s salivating.
Q: How can you make a roof rat cry? roof
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A: Throw onions on top of your roof. roof
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Q: How did the roof rat remember what to get at the store?
A: He rodent down. roof rats, roof
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Q: Where does a roof rat sleep at night? roof
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A: Apparently, anywhere it wants too. roof
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Q: What crime do politicians commit on roof rats to make
themselves look better? roof rats,
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A: Identity theft. roof rats, roof
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Q: How can you tell a lawyer from a roof rat? roof
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A: One is a disease bearing rodent that avoids the light of day, and the
other is a roof rat. roof rats, roof rats,
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Q: How many Rats of Mass Destruction does is take to stir the American people into a war frenzy? roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
Q: What did the bartender ask the roof rat
that walked into the bar?
A: Why the long face?
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 Roof rats, weak from hunger, are supported by a "friend of the roof rat" . Don't you feel guilty? Save The Roof Rats |
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Sir Paul, being a songwriter himself, has always had a soft spot in his head for roof rats. Being a devout fellow, Sir Paul appreciated the sweat and love that went into the following song about God's vulnerable creatures, the roof rats.
God Bless The Roof Rats
performed
by The Roof Rat Trio
Sing along with "God Bless The Roof Rats" MP3 file [661k]
God Bless The Roof Rats, rats that I love.
Stand beside them, and guide them
Through the night to the trees up above.
From the garden, to the bushes,
To the attic, of my house,
God Bless The Roof Rats, in my home sweet home,
God Bless The Roof Rats, in my home sweet home,
The End
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We must give thanks to the talented and enterprising Roof Rat Trio. These three musicians, each from a different musical background entirely, have come together to create that smash hit God Bless The Roof Rats. The Trio's presence has been requested on stage, preferably the next one out of town. The same people have suggested the Trio take their act on the road, as soon as possible.
| The Roof Rat Trio is available for children's parties, weddings, sit-down dinners, Dollar Store openings and other special occasions. | "these guys have got to be one of the
better rat groups out there!"
/s/ Sir Paul |
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Here
is another rat trio.
And yet
another Rat Pack .
Always willing to lend a hand to support the roof rats noble cause, Sir Paul even wrote a song about roof rats, called Yesterday.
Yesterday,
the roof rats were so far away,
now I fear that they're here to stay
Oh roof rats on..
my roof today
Suddenly,
there's not half the fruit there used to be
there's a roof rat standing over me
Oh I believe..
roof rats bite me.
by Sir Paul
This song never fails to bring a dry eye to the audience.
Please, lend a hand, and give to:
Save The Roof Rats
inquires@roofrats.org
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