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If you are lucky enough to have roof rats living in your attic, their furry little bodies will actually help keep your home warm in the winter and cool in the summer.
| It is well known that a pair of roof rats can produce upwards of 4000 — 6000 offspring each year. Now that’s a whole lotta lovin! After a few months of intensive breeding, roof rats pile up 2-3 feet thick in your attic, making nature’s best insulation, better than fiberglass! Roof rats are always willing to have a good time, and way too busy making baby roof rats to terrorize anyone. |
 Roof rat insulation is the best there is! |
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Roof Rat Pelt Garments
One of the best kept secrets of the fur industry is that luxuriant Roof Rat pelts make wonderful apparel.
- Only 70 to 80 pelts can make a
fashionable coat for Me' lady.
- Three strategically placed pelts can also be used
to create a daring bikini (check out the 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimwear Issue
to see what I mean)
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Here are examples of stylish roof rat pelt hats.
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 These roof rat purses are just right for any occasion |
 A Roof Rat Vest will make her day! |
 Be the envy of Wall Street with this stylish roof rat ensemble. |
 This dashing chap is ready to tackle another day, wearing his roof rat pelt shoulder wrap. |
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Who could forget the famous Hollywood Rat Pack. Did you know that the old group of hard partying celebrities were named after the equally hard partying Roof Rats. Well now you do. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
If you choose to adopt roof rats and encourage them to nest in your home, it's suggested that you try to rid your home of any fleas, as roof rats do transmit the Black Plague, but no fleas, NO Problem! And, the whole hantavirus scare is really overrated. Just be sure to avoid disturbing their little nests, and always wear a HEPA approved breathing mask when removing any roof rat dropping that will accumulate in abundance around your house. roof rats, roof rats, roof ratsroof rats, roof rats, roof rats
Only minor modifications are needed to make your home safe for you and the roof rats. Below is some of the equipment to be installed in your attic.
 Suggested Home Modification Starter Kit |
 Portable Roof Rat Support System |
 Of course, the roof rat homeowner needs a modern, humane way to catch their attic dwelling roof rats so that they can brush their rat's teeth. |
 After brushing, roof rat teeth should be a nice shinny yellow. |
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Did you know that Benjamin Franklin really wanted the Roof Rat to be our national symbol. Unfortunately, the bird people outvoted Ben
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There was even talk of a roof rat $20 bill roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
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 Who could say no to this little critter? |
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The Roof Rat Memorial
Yes, this is the birth and final resting place of the International Roof Rat Memorial. So many roof rats have died in the service of their country, with the government hunting them down like RATS! You would think they were downloading free music from KaZaA or some other horrible crime against nature. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
This memorial is a tribute to all the roof rats that have given their lives in the never ending quest to encourage people to eat more citrus fruit. Every time someone develops scurvy, another rat cries. This madness just has to stop!
In the hope that future generations will know what has become known as "the greatest rat generation ever", this memorial was built by using only private funds by Sir Paul himself. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats
The International Roof Rat Memorial is on permanent display in Phoenix, Arizona. We of Save The Roof Rat Foundation wish to extend our thanks to all those who worked so hard to develop this memorial to our beloved roof rats
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| Here is a photo of the Roof Rat Memorial Curator, Sir Paul, standing at The Roof Rat Memorial. | |
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The International Roof Rat Memorial is a tribute to hard working roof rats, who in spite of being poisoned, trapped, sterilized and chased by cats, have managed to blossom in the quiet citrus fruit rich irrigated homes of the Arcadia Neighborhood.